Adventurer Louisiana Smith comes to the rescue of Jungle
Jane as she is about to be sacrificed by lusty Indians
in the Yucatan in 1936. Suddenly, we cut to the offices
of Marble Comics where comic artist nerd Elmo Smathers
has been fantasizing, in Walter Mitty fashion, as his
boss gives him a talking-to. His depravities are under
fire by a sexy Comics Code representative. As the latter
loosens up, throwing herself at the boss of the comic
book company, Elmo fantasizes over other scenarios
including himself as Johnny Ace, WWI ace pilot, battling
the German Black Baron; as Private Eye Jack Hammer; and
as a heroic construction worker who is transported to a
spaceship by the galactic overlord, Megazon (along with
a beautiful and innocently by-standing earthling). The
"Blonde Goddess" makes an appearance in each fantasy.
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